Crossing the Streams

This article says Sean Lennon, son of John, is dating Elizabeth Jagger, son of Mick.

I don't know how I feel about this. On the one hand, you have the genius of John Lennon and the coolness of Mick Jagger combined. That's good. On the other hand, neither Sean nor Elizabeth contain any of those qualities, so that's bad. But their (potential) child might, so that's good.

But ultimately, this relationship must be vetoed for reasons now obvious. Yoko Ono and Jerry Hall's genes must not unite. The future of our musical universe depends on it.

Need proof? Imagine Hall rapping to Feeling the Space.