Kerry's Special Friends, by David Brooks

New York Times

I bring this to your attention not as a "gotcha" to John Kerry for serving special interests. The special interests game is basically a wash for all politicians, though Kerry might tend towards the extreme. Instead, this op-ed is worthly of note because it contains the following phrases: "little dollies," "most specialest interest in the world," "rainbows or kittens or Chinese long-range missile designs," and "the cuddly kind of loophole you can hold under the blankets and tell your secrets to late at night."

Special interests don't seem so bad now, do they?